Overtired Overtime Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "I'm on it!"

TURN ONS: fluffy pillows, chocolate covered espresso beans

TURN OFFS: hardwood floors, Perry Como

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a sloth

After an exhausting red-eye flight from Los Angeles to New York, we hopped into a cab to go to our penthouse suite at the Ritz Carlton. The taxi pulled onto the expressway then suddenly veered across three lanes of traffic, hit the concrete barrier, flipped into the air and rolled several times before coming to rest on its top. Miraculously, everyone was okay, including the cab driver. As it turns out, he had fallen asleep at the wheel. Well, we were a little ticked off, but after hearing the man's story about having to hold down three jobs (he's an accountant, a barge hand, and a cab driver), we decided to give him a fourth job as a Guycon. The resulting videos came out just as we had hoped.