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IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
an Eagle

We found this former golf pro living inside the Windmill on a Putt Putt course outside of Birmingham, Alabama. After being asked repeatedly by local authorities to vacate, he was eventually arrested and sentenced to 3-5 years. While in jail, he joined a pen pal program and drew our name and address out of the pen pal pool. After corresponding with him for several months, we decided to sponsor him upon his release. Hey, everybody deserves a mulligan.