Game Show Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "You're the next contestant!"

TURN ONS: any women in sequins, cummerbunds

TURN OFFS: Trivial Pursuit, Bob Barker

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a penguin

While flipping through the channels late one night, we came across a cable access show called, "What Will You Eat for Money?" The very talented and personable host of the show was so compelling that we wrote down his name. Unfortunately, the next morning, we could not locate the coaster upon which we had written the name. So be the fate of so many talented performers in Hollywood, their fortunes written upon coasters which wind up in trash cans in the dens of so many mansions of so many heartless Hollywood head honchos...where were we? Oh yes, so how did this seemingly ill-fated game show host wind up in the limelight of Guycon? Several months later, as luck would have it, we were dining at a Malibu restaurant and we were served by a gentleman in a tuxedo who asked, "All right, you can have tonight's special, or you can trade it in for what's on the menu right now. You have thirty seconds starting...now!" Fate.