Director Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "If you don't take your shirt off, you'll never work in this town again!"

TURN ONS: big budgets, non-union talent

TURN OFFS: small budgets, union talent

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
Flipper. That guy's residuals could fill Marine Land!

The story of our project is filled with intrigue, excitement and danger. Consequently, we are constantly being courted by Hollywood types who wish to buy the rights to Guycon so that it can be made into a major motion picture. That's how we came into contact with this unsavory individual. After repeatedly turning down his multi-million dollar offers, we did agree to hire him as a creative consultant. We used none of his suggestions, but we did turn the camera on him when he was in one of his "moods."