Cubicle Guy

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MOTTO: "I'll bet that heaven looks just like a Starbucks!"

TURN ONS: coffee breaks, monster trucks

TURN OFFS: Duh! -- cubicles, freeze dried coffee

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a calf (because I feel like veal in this cubicle)

We were taking a meeting at a popular L.A. coffee shop (because of the many coffee chains vying for ad space on our site, we cannot divulge the name of this particular coffee shop)…anyway, we were discussing how to cut costs when we were interrupted by this very interesting fellow, who we recognized as a temp from our accounting department. He told us he objected to the size of the cubicles at our L.A. offices. He also pointed out that a lack of cubicle coffee holders was resulting in a lot of ruined keyboards. He was right. We have saved thousands by installing coffee holders in our cubicles. And as for his complaint about cubicle size, he was right again - we brought them in another foot and saved thousands on office space. We'd make him an employee, but that would mean benefits.