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MOTTO: "I'm not wearing any pants! Film at 11!"

TURN ONS: un-filtered cigarettes, un-named sources

TURN OFFS: the advent of color, pansy anchors who sit behind desks

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
any White House pet

This Walter Winchell wannabe wooed us with his wayward wit and whiplash wordplay. We needed a direct, hard-hitting, no nonsense journalist on our team (if we at Guycon were to be perceived as a legitimate and important source of information). We originally approached Walter Cronkite, but he wanted cash. So, after fast-forwarding through thousands of demo reels, we chose this well-coiffed fellow. He was, at the time, doing the weather report in Seattle, a job which allowed him no creative outlet since his forecast was always limited to the word "rain."