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MOTTO: "You can't get there from here."

TURN ONS: cosmetologists, the escape button

TURN OFFS: business lunches, long walks along the beach

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
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As a corporation, we have had a number of successes -- and just as many failures. Most of our financial failures can be attributed to this guy. But, we learn from our mistakes and, well, now we know -- never, ever hire an accountant from a rock n' roll band. Our lesson learned, we were still able to make good use of him as an "internal auditor."