The Guy-Who-Nobody-Likes Guy

Guyography

MOTTO: "Boy, you really screwed up!"

TURN ONS: when someone screws up, sending anonymous e-mail

TURN OFFS: office parties, the truth

IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a boar

It must be an unwritten rule that every business has to have one. The cheesy guy who everybody can't stand. We would be remiss if we did not include ours. Enough said.