Dramatic Doctor Guy

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MOTTO: "No computers were crashed in the making of this site."
TURN ONS: electroshock therapy, working Commodore 64's
TURN OFFS: three-prong adapters, prescription pads
IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
a rhesus monkey
The insurance companies that oversee our vast business concerns demanded that we employ a full-time, licensed and accredited doctor, just in case. Unfortunately for us, we didn't have the money budgeted for a full-time, licensed and accredited doctor. Fortunately for us, they didn't say from where he or she had to be licensed and accredited. So, we made a trip to a small junior college in central Florida and found this Ph.D. (i.e. "Doctor") in Computer Sciences. He fancies himself a caregiver for distressed CPUs. The line between medicine and computer science is, indeed, growing ever thinner.